LYRIC
THEN HE POTCHED ME- Country Yossi Ft. Shloime Dachs- Wanted!
(Parody of “Then He Kissed Me”- The Crystals-
Composed By Phil Spector, Ellie Greenwich & Jeff Barry)
I was sitting in my Rebbi’s chair when suddenly he asked me the place
I said I didn’t know and then he got a nervous twitch in his face
He quickly walked behind my chair
Then he grabbed me by the ear
And then he held me by the hair- and then he potched me.
I tried to guard my face but he poked me in the ribs with his thumb
He told me to get out and then he yelled I was a Toitse gornisht bum
Then he threw me to the floor
Then he pushed me out the door
Then he turned me around once more- and then he potched me.
He potched me in a way that I’ve never been potched before
He potched me in a way I don’t wanna be potched forever more.
That night when I got home I told my dad what had taken place
I was sure he’d understand but he got a nervous twitch in his face
He quickly walked behind my chair
Then he grabbed me by the ear
And then he held me by the hair- and then he potched me.
And then he potched me.
Oy, how he potched me!