LYRIC

SEVEN LITTLE KIDS- Country Yossi- Still On The Loose
(Parody of “Seven Little Girls Sitting in the Backseat”-
Paul Evans- Composed By Bob Hilliard & Lee Pockriss)

Seven little kids
Sittin’ in the back seat
Makin’ me meshuga in the head,
I said, can’t you kids
Behave until we get there
And this is what my biggest kid said,

CHORUS:
(You better hurry dad 1-2-3)
Moshe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zelig spilled his drink
And Malky says you better find a restroom quick,
Yitz dropped his ice cream
And Rifky needs a tissue
And Shaindy thinks she’s gonna be sick.

Di-diddlyum dum, Di-diddlyum dum, Di-diddlyum dum, dum.

Up the Palisades
Right onto the quickway
Monticello forty miles ahead
I said, “if you don’t behave
We’re not going to the country”
And this is what my biggest kid said,

CHORUS:
(You better hurry dad 1-2-3)
Moshe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zelig spilled his drink
And Malky says you better find a restroom quick,
Yitz dropped his ice-cream
And Rifky needs a tissue
And Shaindy thinks she’s gonna be sick.

Di-diddlyum dum, Di-diddlyum dum, Di-diddlyum dum, dum.

Finally arrived
Pulled up to the bungalow
I was shaking like a nervous wreck
Then my wife came out
And asked, “How was the trip, dear?”
I told her, “Bayla s’iz geven ah shreck”

CHORUS 2:
(She asked what happened, I said 1-2-3)
Moshe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zelig spilled his drink
And Malky didn’t make it to the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice-cream
And Rifky used her shirt sleeves
And Shaindy’s in the back seat sick.

Bring me out 2 aspirins quick
Baila dear, I’m gonna be sick
Call a mental hospital… quick!