LYRIC
FLYIN’ LUKSHIN KUGEL EATER- Country Yossi- Strike Again!
(Originally One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater- Sung & Composed By Sheb Wooley)
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PRELUDE:
It was a dark and rainy Shabbos afternoon
I was sitting at home, all alone, when suddenly,
I heard a strange and unearthly sound coming from outside.
Terrified, I rushed to the window and
There it was- a giant spaceship was slowly landing on my front lawn.
Horrified, I watched as the giant door slowly started to open.
And then, and then a strange frightening beast emerged and flew straight for my window.
Frozen by fear and paralyzed by paranoia,
I stood, helpless, as I realized my worst fears had come true.
For, as I watched that… that thing land on my window sill,
I knew what it was. Yes, I knew!
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CHORUS 1:
It was a one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
What a sight to see!
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I was sittin’ at my Shabbos table one afternoon
When this funny lookin’ monster flew right into my room
Well he had wings like a chicken and a head like a cow
He said, “I vant lukshin keegel and I vant it right now!”
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CHORUS 2:
I said, Bubbe dear, vei is mir, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Mamme leebe, git meshige, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Who loves Keegel? Me- the lukshin keggel eater,
What a sight to see!
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I said, now Mr. lukshin kugel eater, try to be nice,
If you want some lukshin kugel, come, I’ll give you a slice
But he gave me such a Klop on the head with his wing
He said, “I vant lukshin keegel and I vant de whole ting!”
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CHORUS 2:
I said, Bubbe dear, vei is mir, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Mamme leebe, git meshige, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Who loves Keegel? Me- the lukshin keegel eater,
What a sight to see!
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Well, he ate up all my kugel, then he gave me a kiss
He said, “I never had geshmake lukshin keegel like this!”
Then he flew back out the window but my niece turned weak when he said,
Have ah gitte Shabbos and I’ll see you next veek!”
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CHORUS 2:
I said, Bubbe dear, vei is mir, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Mamme leebe git meshige, flyin’ lukshin keegel eater,
Who loves Keegel? Me- the lukshin keegel eater,
What a sight to see!
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CHORUS 1:
It was a one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
What a sight to see!
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Mmm, this is a geshmake lukshin keegel!
Mmm, es is azoi zees!
Mmm, ‘siz ah mechaye!
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CHORUS 1 ABRIDGED:
One eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
one eyed, one horned, flyin’ lukshin kugel eater,
What a sight to see!
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Have a gitteh Shabbos!
See you next veek!
Bye bye…
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