DIET- Lipa Schmeltzer- Composed by Yossi Green, Lyrics by Lipa Schmeltzer- A Time For Music 20

Lomir lomir alleh gayen, lomir alleh gayen auf a diet,
Min halt in ein essen, duch meh tanit az mis oif ah diet,
Uber Shabbos, es men alleh gitte zachin, yeder yom tov och,
Mir haltzich gornisht an, mir est fun alleh minim vus mir broch.

CHORUS 1:
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.
Diet, Diet,
Try it, try it,
Buy it, buy it,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.

Challah and gala, Leiber’s takes the cake,
Gefilte fish and ayer, al’chaim ouf a shake,
Chulent and kigel is never a mistake,
Borscht in crout, chicken un de hout, shlishke,
Kishke, salami, pastrami, bologna, macaroni!!!

CHORUS 2:
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.

Everybody, everybody, everybody, let’s go on a diet,
They keep on eating, keep on feeding till they say they are on a diet,
Uber Shabbos, es men alleh gitte zachin, yeder yom tov och,
Mir haltzich gornisht an, mir est fun alleh minim vus mir broch.

CHORUS 3:
Diet, Diet,
Try it, try it,
Diet, Diet,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.

Knishes- delicious, ferfel raitich oich,
Potato chip, charrif and dip, kneidlach un yoch,
Chummus and techinah, rind vi fin ah shoich,
shmaltz herring, fish, wine, es catch a wish,
Cashews, pistachios, bundlech un rundlech,
Rums and… Tums?

CHORUS 4:
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
De gantze velt vill gein oif Lipa’s Diet.

Shanky’s- exactly, far yeden os a fit,
Maxi Health, Herbalife, Lieder’s is oich git,
Nutritionist, Weight Watchers, excercise m’tit,
M’es low calories Vitamin A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O…

CHORUS 5:
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
De gantze velt vill gein oif Lipa’s Diet.
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Shabbos Yuntif iz nisht du kein diet.
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
Diet, Diet,
De gantze velt vill gein oif Lipa’s Diet.

Based on a 2,000 calories diet…