LYRIC
EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE- Country Yossi- Welcome Back Kivi & Tuki
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Oh, everything
Has a place,
Like you wear a pair of glasses on your face.
Put everything
Where it goes
You don’t put sour pickles up your nose.
Oh, everything has a place
Like the sun in outer space
Everything has a spot that is neat,
Like a picture on the wall
Or a mirror in the hall
Or a pair of furry slippers on your feet.
Oh, everything
Has a place
Everything has a spot that is right,
Like a carpet on the floor
Or a handle on the door
Or a diet when your pants are getting tight!
Don’t put chocolate in your poket
Or your fingers in the socket
And don’t put potato kugel on your head.
Don’t shampoo your hair with jelly
Don’t rub cholent on your belly!
And don’t eat pickled herring in your bed.
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(Now do you understand how important it is for everything to be in its proper place, Tuki?
I sure do, Country Yossi!
Why don’t you give me the mic and let me sing this song?
Ok, Tuki, but no shtick!)
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Oh, everything
Has no place (What?!?)
It don’t matter if your room is a disgrace (Disgrace?!?)
Don’t put a thing
Where it goes,
I like my sour pickles in my nose.
(Wadda ya mean, you like your sour pickles in your nose, Tuki?!?)
Oh, everything has no place
And unlike the human race
I like to throw my stuff just everywhere, I guess (What?!?)
Like spaghetti on the wall
Or pajamas in the hall
Oh, it’s so easy just to leave the house a mess! (A mess?!?)
Oh, everything
Has NO PLACE! (No place, huh?)
And nothing must be put where you might think. (I’ll soon tell you what I think)
I put ice cream on the door
I put my pizza on the floor
And I love to take a shower in the sink! (Who takes a shower in the sink?)
I put chocolate in my pocket
Blow my nose like it’s a rocket
And I wear potato kugel on my head (Kugel’s not a hat!)
I shampoo my hair with jelly
I rub cholent on my belly!
And I eat my pickled herring in YOUR bed.
(Would you like some tam-tams with that, Tuki?)
I put chocolate in my pocket (Ooh, that’s so gooey!)
Blow my nose like it’s a rocket (Ich, that’s fooey!)
And I wear potato kugel on my head (You wear your who on your what?)
I shampoo my hair with jelly (Yich, that’s so sticky!)
I rub cholent on my belly! (Ooh, that’s icky!)
And I eat my pickled herring in YOUR bed.
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(In MY bed? That’s ridiculous, Tuki! Eating pickled herring in my bed…
Stop the music, everybody! Stop playing right now!
This guy’s making a Kiddush in my bed!
Whoever heard of such a thing?
I wasn’t even invited!)
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(Oh brother, this is ridiculous.
Country Yossi, calm down.
What happened to your famous sense of humor?
Don’t you realize I was only kidding?
Only kidding? You serious?
No! I’m Tuki! And I was just having some fun!
I really know what you’re trying to teach me, Country Yossi.
Tuki, I forgot how nice and quiet it was around here when you were 2 million light years away.
You know what, Tuki? Let’s both of us sing this song together one more time, ok?
Ok, Country Yossi!)
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Oh, everything
Has a place
Like you wear a pair of glasses on your face
Put everything
Where it goes
You don’t put sour pickles up your nose (Tuki, you’re a genius!).
Oh, everything has a place
Like the sun in outer space
Everything has a spot that is neat,
Like a picture on the wall
Or a mirror in the hall
Or a pair of furry slippers on your feet.
Oh, everything
Has a place
Everything has a spot that is right,
Like a carpet on the floor (Right, Tuki!)
Or a handle on the door
Or a diet when your pants are getting tight! (You’re not talking about my case, are you?)
Don’t put chocolate in your poket
Or your fingers in the socket
And don’t put potato kugel on your head (Now you got it, Tuki!).
Don’t shampoo your hair with jelly
Don’t rub cholent on your belly!
And don’t eat pickled herring in MY bed. (Whose bed, Tuki???)
(Ok, sorry!)
Don’t eat pickled herring in YOUR bed!
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(That’s great, Tuki! Now go unpack like a mentch!
Ok, Country Yossi!)
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