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THE LITTLE OLD LADY- Country Yossi- Ride Again!
(Parody of “The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena)”- Jan and Dean-
Composed By Don Altfeld, Jan Berry, & Roger Christian)
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina…
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
When she’s finished with your wife it’ll be so much cleana’
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
She’ll wash and she’ll dust and she’ll mop your floor
Then she’ll polish till you cholish then she’ll clean some more.
And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s no better cleana’
Than the little old lady named Pessy Dina
She’s old and she’s small but she cleans real shtark
She’s the greatest cleaning lady here in Boro Park.
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina…
When Erev Pesach comes, your friends will try to steal her
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
They’ll pretend they’re your friends but they’re all wheeler dealer
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
They’ll beg and they’ll plead and they’ll try to pull shtick
As they offer her the work to make them Pesach clean.
And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s no better cleana’
Than the little old lady named Pessy Dina
She’s old and she’s small but she cleans real shtark
She’s the greatest cleaning lady here in Boro Park.
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina…
(WORDS IN ITALICS ARE ORIGINALLY DONE INSTRUMENTALLY)
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
When she’s finished with your wife it’ll be so much cleana’
(Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go)
It’s ten bucks an hour but you can pay her in cash
So there’s no sales tax!
And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s no better cleana’
Than the little old lady named Pessy Dina
She’s old and she’s small but she cleans real shtark
She’s the greatest cleaning lady here in Boro Park.
It’s the little old lady named Pessy Dina…
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go,
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go.
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go,
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go.
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go,
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go.
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go,
Go Pessy, go Pessy, go Pessy go.