KIDDUSH MAN- Country Yossi

It’s Nine o’clock
Here in Boro Park
The shleppers all
Shuffle in late
The last one to enter
Is still not the tzenter
And they were
Supposed to start at Eight.

Gedaliah, he works
For the government
And cries at the size
Of his check
With all the deductions
He can only eat lukshin
And his wife is a
Nervous wreck.

CHORUS:
Pour me some schnapps
Mr. Kiddush Man
Pour me a glaizel or two
I need some liquor
To get me gantz shikker
So I can be happy like you.

Kalman the k’nocker
Is crying
His money woes
Won’t go away
But he likes to sob
That a 9 to 5 job
Would mamish kill
His whole day.

And Shai, he gets high
On the bourbon
And Yitz, he gets buzzed
By the beer
And they’re both complaining
They can’t hear the laining
But that’s because
They’re not there.

CHORUS:
Pour me some schnapps
Mr. Kiddush Man
Pour me a glaizel or two
I need some liquor
To get me gantz shikker
So I can be happy like you.

Yoel the Mohel
Iz nisht dugedacht
Very concerned about this
There is no mistaking
His hands started shaking
And now he’s a wreck
At the bris.

Yankel the banker is shukkeling
His mind is filled with his fears
He was caught, him and Yanky
Pulling some hanky panky
We’ll see him again in ten years.

CHORUS:
Pour me some schnapps
Mr. Kiddush Man
Pour me a glaizel or two
I need some liquor
To get me gantz shikker
So I can be happy like you.